the-absolute-funniest-posts:

smokeporch:

Reporter wears grape costume to defend boy suspended for banana suit

Bloopers → Stanley Tucci, The Devil Wears Prada

thesonicscrew:

The most impressive one because it actually looks like she’s saying that..

xdioxcide:

THE METAL

biosonic:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Become the succubus 

fylatinamericanhistory:

Today In Latin American History

Renowned Mexican writer Juan Rulfo, author of Pedro Páramo (1955) and El llano en llamas (1953), was born in Jalisco on May 16, 1917.

montesmariana:

Mi música favorita es la del mariachi. Cuando escucho algún huapango, son, polka, me sucede algo inexplicable, es un sentimiento que viene de los más profundo de mi ser, de mis entrañas. Es lo único que encuentro muy mío. Podría decir que hierve mi sangre. Es lo que más provoca en mi las ganas de bailar. Es lo que más disfruto de mi amado país, México. 

smokeporch:

Drama-Free